It is never all right to have rubber testicles dangling from the ball hitch of your truck and van, as I have seen twice in the last two days-- actually, I think it was the same white van both times, but still. What is the message he is going for? My van has big cojones? Ladies, sweet loving is available in the back of my rusty, windowless white Econoline cargo van?
Unacceptable.
Friday, March 09, 2007
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I've seen these things around. I figure it's the inevitable conclusion to the Great Compensation Wars.
I kind of like it, really, because when I become dictator of the universe, I'll already know who's too stupid to live.
In related news, the state of Maryland moves to outlaw them.
Hey, I'm dating that guy. But only because he kidnapped me in an ill-lit parking deck.
I've actually seen the stainless steel version.
They shiny, girl.
Absolutely unacceptable. Ew. Ew!!
The first time I saw those, Thomas and I were on the way to the mountains and we were behind them for, like, 200 miles. It was horrifying. You'd look away, because you felt like you should, just to look back a few seconds later. Those balls still there? Yep.
Now that's the kind of guy I'm looking for: one with balls on his vehicle.
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