The Hoff Spits Game

Much thanks to Pete for bringing this, the world's most heinous and terrifying video ever, to my attention. Between the air guitaring, the dancing (with thumbs! Like Elaine!), the Power Point-looking green screen backgrounds, and the fact that he appears to be kidnapping at least one of the amateur porn stars that make up his unwilling female entourage, I get horrible, sweaty chills.

Also, note the fact that KITT appears to have been recustomized so that his steering wheel is now on the right. Perhaps a nod to his legions of intensely creepy German fans? Also, please note again that KITT is not evil, and therefore would not, in real life, have taken any part in this kidnapping (and the subsequent ejection that follows when the Hoff realizes he is not going to score).