My business is closed.

So, I think it's time to retire from the blogging world.

I've been actually wanting to do this for awhile, but haven't, for various reasons:

1. "My Business is Your Business" is the single greatest blog name of all time, and if I decide to come back later and start a new one, I'll get stuck with a really lame blog name, because I am notoriously bad at naming stuff, so it'll probably be called "Kim's Wacky Words of Wisdom" or "Oja-pus's Garden"

2. This is my Aunt Kathy's primary way of learning about what's going on in my life (Hi, Aunt Kathy!)

3. I actually did some pretty funny writing here, back in the day.

However, my blogging gene seems to have gone fallow, at least for the moment, and I'm getting pretty tired of making myself feel guilty every time I don't write anything on here for awhile. And also, now that I'm actually writing on a semi-regular basis again (thank you, John Boston Story-- yet another stellar title thought up by Kim Oja!), I should probably put most of my writing time towards that.

So I'm saying goodbye for now-- thanks for reading for the last three years, it's been a blast! And for now, at least, please don't remove me from your blogrolls-- you never know when the Awesome Blogging gene will flicker back to life and I will be inspired to share stories about my sad vagina or my vitriolic hatred of Mark Harmon (which this whole John Boston thing has TOTALLY stirred up again).

From me, Crunchy, vulvodynia, the guys who stole my Garmin, Ricky Martin, Guitar Hero and all the other major players here at "My Business is your Business", we wish you all a fond farewell!

All the Young Dudes

Okay, this seems like the most fun meme of all time, and so I thought I'd share it with all of you (also, because I haven't posted on my blog in a million years and need something to distract you all from the fact that I live quite possibly the most boring life of all time.

I'm going to tag some Facebook friends on this beeotch, but I urge all of you to play along, because seriously, this is the coolest thing EVER. Special thanks to Randy for passing it along!

Oh, and also? Please forgive the lameness of some of these songs. Remember that I lost my super cool music collection in the Great Crash of '08. Although these songs were a part of that collection, too. So I guess I should just shut up.

RULES:

A. Put your music player on shuffle.
B. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
C. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
D. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the game from.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Minimum Wage" by They Might be Giants (I guess that could be an acceptable answer)

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Oops... I Did It Again" by Britney Spears

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Creep" by Radiohead (I do feel rather skeevy today...)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Ready to Go" by Republica

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"My Doorbell" by The White Stripes (which is so untrue, because I was trained at a very young age that anyone who would ring my doorbell without calling first was probably there to rape and/or kill me, so I would throw myself on the ground and lay there for like a half an hour every time my doorbell would ring in the time between when I got out of school and when my parents got home, which happened a lot, because my parents are avid catalog shoppers. To this day, when the doorbell rings and I don't expect it, I have to fight the urge to lay prone on the ground for long periods of time.)

9. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
"That'll Be the Day" by Buddy Holly and the Crickets

10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"He Got Game" by Public Enemy (SO TRUE!)

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Vampire" by Antsy Pants (that can't be good)

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Uptight (Everything's All Right)" by Stevie Wonder

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"I Don't Want to Spoil the Party" by The Beatles

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Here Comes Santa Claus" by Elvis Presley (Ew.)

15. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"The Distance" by Cake

16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Sunshine of Your Love" by Cream (This song has a creepy stalker feeling to it, though, like someone creeping up on you. Which isn't super romantic.)

17 What will they play at your funeral?
"All Apologies" by Nirvana (Ouch.)

18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"The Jean Genie" by David Bowie

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Shame For You" by Lily Allen (again, ouch.)

21. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Money Talks" by AC/DC (That WOULD be effing weird)

22. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen

23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith (I do regret all those men's XXL t-shirts of my youth...)

24. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Why Don't We Do It In the Road" by The Beatles

25. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"I've Got an Ape Drape" by The Vandals

26. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Brian Wilson" by Barenaked Ladies (does this mean I have to marry Brian Wilson? Because I am not down with that.)

27. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Let My Love Open the Door" by Pete Townshend

28. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Friend is a Four Letter Word" by Cake

29. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson (you're a buffet, you're a vegetable)

30. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"All the Young Dudes" by Jill Sobule