Nothing like a good chart

I have always hoped that when I die, someone will present me with a list of every single thing I've ever done, and how many times I've done it. So far, this is all I've managed to keep track of:


Technically, this is day fourteen of no smoking, but I don't add the hash mark until the end of the day (and I forgot. Sue me.). Also, my gum chewing has been sadly curtailed by the seven cavities and one gaping hole where once there was a tooth.